She said she had been disturbed by this stupid guy who keeps calling every other day. Wants to keep the phone, but he calls back. He doesn't tell his name, address, ot anything else. She had been irritated by this guy for almost a couple of months. Had talked about it friends and finally the matter came to me. Well, I said its easy if you have his phone number. I called up another friend. A RJ. We had a nice talk. Read on... :))
RJ: Hi, is this 98xxxxxxxx?
TG: (TG means That Guy!) Yeah, hi.. Who's this?
RJ: Hi my friend, this is RJ (SmartGuy) from Radio Pooonnn Pooonnn!!! And I am here to call up our lucky guy and inform you how lucky you have been today! You hav won a free two day trip to Goa! The beautiful Goa! And the best part of it is that its your luck alone that takes you all upto that place! By the way friend, may I know the name of our lucky guy here?!
TG: Yeah, I am (So and So!).. Well, guess you are not joking....
RJ; You'll be convinced dear (So and So!) when my official team lads up at your place and hands you the gift hamper with the tickets personally to you! And, you will be live for ten minutes on Radio Pooonnn Pooonnn!!! Do you have anything else to say before I give you one more good news?
TG: Well, hmmm.. hey, I am kinda speechless with joy.. So when are you guys coming over?
RJ: Anytime you say sire! By the way, one other friend of mine has called up a lucky girl today and what's more! You and her will be together in our studio talking to the whole world, and if you are again lucky, the final couple winners of five such teams will get a free trip to Malaysia!!!! Now, i hold my breath as you tel me your address and soon my official team with you! So, I will meet you at..
TG: Hey, I live at .. (The same place where stupids who harass chicks live at.. ) and rememebr, if you cannot find me for any reason, you wait at my place, I'll be near somewhere.. You can ask a guy called (another stupid like me)..
RJ: So, we will be bang there within an hour.. But Mr (yeah, your stupid name), can you do one favor for us?
TG: Yeah, tell me..
RJ: Keep this whole thing a secret till our official team is in front of you! Guess that's not a big deal.. It would be a good surprise to all your friends!
TG: Not a problem, I keep my mouth shut till you come over!
RJ: Okay! See you soon (Mr irritating!!)
Ad we four guys went upto him, gave him a piece of our mind and some other things. He was hospitalised for fifteen minutes (Hey, we paid the bill, I tell you. He pretended to faint but got back all his senses when we took him to the hospital and gifted him an IV needle) And I haven't heard him doing his old business again, calls my friend Didi (elder sister in Hindi), and everybody else lived happily ever after!!!
RJ: Hi, is this 98xxxxxxxx?
TG: (TG means That Guy!) Yeah, hi.. Who's this?
RJ: Hi my friend, this is RJ (SmartGuy) from Radio Pooonnn Pooonnn!!! And I am here to call up our lucky guy and inform you how lucky you have been today! You hav won a free two day trip to Goa! The beautiful Goa! And the best part of it is that its your luck alone that takes you all upto that place! By the way friend, may I know the name of our lucky guy here?!
TG: Yeah, I am (So and So!).. Well, guess you are not joking....
RJ; You'll be convinced dear (So and So!) when my official team lads up at your place and hands you the gift hamper with the tickets personally to you! And, you will be live for ten minutes on Radio Pooonnn Pooonnn!!! Do you have anything else to say before I give you one more good news?
TG: Well, hmmm.. hey, I am kinda speechless with joy.. So when are you guys coming over?
RJ: Anytime you say sire! By the way, one other friend of mine has called up a lucky girl today and what's more! You and her will be together in our studio talking to the whole world, and if you are again lucky, the final couple winners of five such teams will get a free trip to Malaysia!!!! Now, i hold my breath as you tel me your address and soon my official team with you! So, I will meet you at..
TG: Hey, I live at .. (The same place where stupids who harass chicks live at.. ) and rememebr, if you cannot find me for any reason, you wait at my place, I'll be near somewhere.. You can ask a guy called (another stupid like me)..
RJ: So, we will be bang there within an hour.. But Mr (yeah, your stupid name), can you do one favor for us?
TG: Yeah, tell me..
RJ: Keep this whole thing a secret till our official team is in front of you! Guess that's not a big deal.. It would be a good surprise to all your friends!
TG: Not a problem, I keep my mouth shut till you come over!
RJ: Okay! See you soon (Mr irritating!!)
Ad we four guys went upto him, gave him a piece of our mind and some other things. He was hospitalised for fifteen minutes (Hey, we paid the bill, I tell you. He pretended to faint but got back all his senses when we took him to the hospital and gifted him an IV needle) And I haven't heard him doing his old business again, calls my friend Didi (elder sister in Hindi), and everybody else lived happily ever after!!!
