He came at the right time, accompanied by Rajesh. He wished me "hi"! I responded slowly, careful not to let my knee injury get attention. I waited for them to order food. Somehow they ordered just two glasses of Orange juice. Well, I never like Orange juice. Its okay. I know dj. He will order some more stuff soon. They talked among themselves. I looked on. He smiled. I reciprocated.
The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
After about fifteen minutes, they got up to pay. Hey, what's this? I protested, but its okay, I would not lose my dignity by "asking" for something.
When he turned back to go back to his hostel, dj saw me. Sat down beside me, took out his mobile to show some funny sms I guess. But, he had something else in his mind. He scrolled down to the "Tones" menu of his mobile phone and started playing some ringtone! Ohhhhhhhh!!!! My ears!!!!!! My my Dog!!!!!!!!! What the hell was this going on!?!?!?!?!? And he moved the stupid device more closer to my long ears.... I moved away. And started to run. How can he like such a stupid "noise"?
Now, I could not hide my limp. And the moment he saw my limp, he stopped the noise and looked at me. At that very moment, I saw my third wife having a chat with her fourth lover! And hell broke lose! Literally. I barked, barked and barked. I ran faster than I would have done in Dolympics! He had one of his frinds too with him. But I had dj and his noisy phone with me. There was a fierce battle in which I would have died, but for dj's noisy phone whose ringtone was so so so bad that all those who had come to lay their lives fighting ran away from it. And even I ran away from the device when dj started running after us with the noise still on!!! It was horrible noise! Ohh my Dog!!!! These humans.... Dog save them....
---Wooh, the Dog
